She's Got Steve Buscemi Eyes
She’s prego, I’m ready for some songs about midnight cravings, stretch marks, not smoking anymore, being a mother and some lullabies. BRING THE HEAT ADELE
How am I supposed to know what I want to do in my life? Many people tell me they regret not having a job that makes them happy and others tell me to get a job that is safe and makes a lot of money and then do what I love on the side. But the thing is I don’t know what I like yet. What if I spend time studying this thing and then get this job that I don’t like, what if I don’t...
Just ending season 6! On the home stretch, it only gets better from here!!
VBS rocks so much, my 4th grade boys are so...
me: *does 10 sit ups*
me: where are my abs
Visiting colleges in Austin only made me more...
collegehumor: That Nightmare You Had as a Kid About One of Your Toys Coming to Life You may have a good friend in me, but good luck with that decent night’s sleep.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Stop beating around the bush: Pet Peeve →
ssiroismabacoj: When people talk about smoking and getting drunk. Whether they actually do it or not. It especially annoys me when people younger than me do it. It doesn’t make you look cool and saying: “Oh I’m a teenager, it’s what I’m supposed to do” only puts you into the stupid stereotype. I think a lot of… I couldn’t agree more. PREACH!
collegehumor: CollegeHumor vs BuzzFeed: Bacon Sundae Challenge Here’s video from yesterday’s challenge. I WANT ONE
cant decide whether or not its too early in the...
Quite possibly the longest day ever:
took the top off my jeep and left it out overnight. THE SPRINKLERS COME ON GET IT SOAKED. took 3 full bags of clothes to Plato’s Closet to sell and they only bought ONE WALLET FOR $1.20 I feel so sick because for breakfast lunch and dinner I had fast food (krispy kreme, sonic, mcdonalds) got pretty much my whole familys license plates renewed made a fool of myself by overflowing my tank...
Texas Boys State
I honestly had an amazing time there. At first I thought it was going to be a bunch of nerdy guys that were really smart and ignorant but then when I got on the bus to go I realized the guys were just normal people. The whole time there was worth it and what was great about is I went for free and actually, they gave me $50 to send there and I didn’t use it, so technically I got paid to go! ...
collegehumor: Confusing Phone Prank Don’t worry, he’s not talking to you, he’s just crazy.
I have the best roommate ever. He's a strong...
I going to be without my computer for 5 days. No...