May 2012
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Summer to do list
go to boys state finish reading the Harry Potter series learn as much spanish as possible finish online speech spend more time with Will and Alyssa because they’re so damn cute read more Shakespeare  FINISH THE WHOLE SERIES OF FRIENDS (I’m in the middle of season 5) swim for endurance work out spend a day in ATX go to Warped Tour go to a Chinese buffet as many times as...
May 31st
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OMG hahahah
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summer couples are booming! its exciting to see...
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
May 28th
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Lifeguarding was the easiest job ever. WHY CANT I...
I hate not having money.
May 27th
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collegehumor: 10 Hours of “Call Me Maybe” Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s 10 hours of the same song. Currently Jamming out to this!
May 27th
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Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police.  Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the...
May 26th
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I am so pissed that I'm missing CollegeHumor's...
May 25th
most-dope-dylan: So I’ve narrowed my choices to 3 girls that I want to attempt to date. Hannah, Tara, and, Emma. Now I just need to pick one. Okay, ladies man Dylan
May 24th
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hoppeduponsupercool: One of my all-time favorite one off sketches. Maya absolutely kills this. And the boy’s reaction shots. So good. I love so much.
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This whole time I always thought swim team was such a close family that is more emotionally attached than anything else, but I was wrong, Theatre has taught me the meaning of living in the moment and making it count. I never thought I would cry about Joey leaving mostly because I didn’t see the impact he left on me. I am going to miss my best friend so much.
May 20th
Somedays I think Joey is always going to be there for me. But I know he isn’t. Maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t get summer job, I could spend more time with the people I love, and maybe make saying goodbye just a little bit easier.
May 20th
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Shannon whats wrong with this picture? A WHOLE PIZZA WAS WASTED. DAMN GLEE
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I don't understand why I don't get published in...
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remember the kid who voiced Nemo on Finding Nemo? →
wowfunniestposts: dobbers: Reblog and click the picture whoa! someone hit puberty ;) Holy.Crap. Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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I do one paragraph of my essay and then spend 30...
May 14th
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Ask me questions!
I just turned on the asking questions thing!
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collegehumor: The Mom Version of “Look at Me Now” “Dude, your mom is so topical.” THIS IS THE BEST EVER
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Enders Game Movie
Ender’s Game was a great book and I WAS looking forward to the movie… but  Moises Arias and Abigail Breslin are in the movie. This ruins everything.. except that Ender is going to be played by the boy from The Boy in the Striped Pajamas!
May 13th
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How to Flirt
smile wink use cheesy pick up lines gently stroke cheek slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose drag to car
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