April 2012
112 posts
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kelsitm: Everyone has that one person that they’ve always wanted to date, another person they don’t know very well who could be perfect for them, and the one person who actually is perfect for them. But I don’t know if we ever find the third. 
Apr 28th
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Apr 25th
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basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: fuck all of you
me: get smarter idiot
me: kiss my ass
me: how about you shut the hell up
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
Apr 25th
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collegehumor: Pizza Hut Wants To Murder Your Stomach Lining With Crown Crust Burger For all the Americans licking the screen at this moment, just stop. It’s only available in the Middle East. Go clean yourself up, man. OMG
Apr 25th
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Me Writing Horoscopes for Elle Canada
rejectedjokes: Elle Canada asked me to write something for their magazine, so I went to my friend Sophia Rossi for advice as to what was in “Elle Canada.” She said, “Ben, you should write fake horoscopes.” So I did…and here they are. Enjoy and thank you to Sophia for the advice and Susan for showing me that this craziness was actually printed. Click on the photo below to see the horoscopes in...
Apr 23rd
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collegehumor: Dance Like Nobody’s Watching: Mall Continue like no security guard is telling you to leave.
Apr 23rd
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hihowsyourlife: best scene in the history of the film industry.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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All That Is Interesting: Tokyo's Vanguardist... →
all-thats-interesting: Tokyo’s best and brightest architects have an impressive vision of the future of housing: From Domus Web: “The building is based on a thin, split-level steel frame and represents a fully realized version of a home without stairs. As a result, every horizontal plane becomes a generic… Where is the privacy? 
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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9 weeks ago: Temple Run
8 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge
7 weeks ago: YOLO
6 weeks ago: Kony
5 weeks ago: Draw Something
4 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
3 weeks ago: Lotto
2 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
Last Week: Titanic
This Week: Call Me Maybe
Apr 22nd
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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
thedylanpeters: Yep. FOREVER ALONE
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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most overused movie quote
parent: you're throwing away your dream
kid: no mom/dad, i'm throwing away yours
Apr 21st
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WORST DAY
but excited to see Cabin in the Woods!
Apr 20th
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Rob is such a great actor, right? 
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AND THIS ONE
Apr 19th
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MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO
Apr 19th
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“Girl: Oh excuse me. Me: Girl: Can you hand me a AP Student Pack? You’re...”
Apr 18th
That one time I quite literally ran into the most...
Apr 18th
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I feel like sometimes me and other people live the...
Apr 18th
Mann.
thedylanpeters: Fuck it dude, I’m done. I ask you to go to the movies this weekend and you say I have volleyball but then you go posting about seeing the Lucky One with your friends, fuck you If you don’t want to go tell me don’t lie.
Apr 18th
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glitter-and-dubstep: what ever happened to corbin bleu is he ok i bet he pushed it to the limit.
Apr 18th
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