the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
No one has realized that this isn't actually my...
I remember when I went through all 163 pages of...
collegehumor: Cookie Monster and Elmo Sex Tape This is like porn for people who like having their childhood ruined.
Lloyd is a codename for something by the way.. not...
Diary List Post: 1
found so many songs for TUG. overall spent 14 dollars on songs far. MONEY WELL SPENT excited for these absurd scenes, gonna get crazy i understand math and my math teacher is prego. double win (for her) still got to sign up for speech online thinking about college and UT is the place for me to study film (producing) my best friend wants to have a combined birthday party with me, which i am...
hungergifs: girlwhowasonfire: ...
me: you're a fucking bitch and i hope you cry yourself to sleep
me: i love your hair
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
collegehumor: Cute Baby Plays Dead He’s going to make a great guy getting shot in the background of an action movie some day.
couldn't stop glancing
collegehumor: Fake Hunger Games Coca Cola Commercial Dystopian societies are what happen when you tell a waitress that Pepsi isn’t okay.
Finished reading the script of The Unexpected...
webothlikeabe: Ohmygoooooooooooooooooood. HOW DID I EVER LIVE WITHOUT HAVING READ THIS??? I highly reccomend it. It makes The Sixth Sense’s twist ending look like CHILD’S PLAY.
expiredbreastmilk: IMAGINE WHAT SHE SMELLS LIKE
J-Beibs has never made anymore sense to me than...
collegehumor: Worst Firefighter Ever Don’t blame him, it’s only 3/4 his fault that the fire started anyway.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS FROM....