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SO EMILY FINDS A PEN. IT'S MY PEN. SHE DOESN'T...
Hey Everyone I'm Angry.
I love doing this now! (I dont know why)
A- available: YES :( B- birthday: April 9 C- crushing: sadly, yes D- drink you last had: hot chocolate with marshmallows, whipped cream, and cinnamon. E- easiest person to talk to: gosh so many people F- favorite song: mainstream, paradise by coldplay G- grossest memory: blue waffle H- hometown: san antonio I- in love with: christmas things K- kiss last: um well.. L-longest relationship: um...
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. This is a cool blog to follow
Over the summer I thought I was for sure okay with being single. But things changed. So many people I know now are in a relationship: Joey and Madi Will and Alyssa Mark and Tina Katie and Mason Garret and Marissa Jeff and Margo Kim and Palo Dylan and Jess Dustin and Heather Scottie and Sarah Hailey and Chris … The list goes on and on. Its bad to feel jealous. I know. But how...
kelsitm: I feel like I love you more than you love me which makes me love you less which makes you love me more than I love you which makes you love me less which makes me love you more than you love me…
Britney Spears goes to Wally World.
My Dream: Staring Joey Casseb.
I have no idea why my dream was all about Joey but this is what happened: First, in the beginning of the dream Joey is talking to me and randomly says a teacher at Churchill wont be able to have anal sex with his wife because she wont let him. the teacher had a weird name that I cant remember but after that some other things happened and then I was at lunch. Usually, in real life I eat my lunch...
Thanksgiving is in less than one week. MY BODY IS...
I have been excused from a total of five classes...
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I love waiting for mail. Today the play that ordered came in! It’s called Oleanna by Daivd Mamet. I love his work! Especially Glengarry Glenn Ross! Well i have to finish my history first and then start reading it. But it probably wont be until the break. I want to go somewhere to read it like Barnes & Noble or a nice coffee shop. Im so glad it came in!!
I need music.
I have no music. help me
Stop, Partying, Smoking, Other Drugs, Look at yourself. You promised me you wouldn’t turn out like this. You promised and now I have no respect for you. Thats why I left. That’s why I left.
I AM LISTENING
Can you see me? Am I not apart of your life? Stop asking for someone to hear you. Stop complaining about not having anyone to talk to. IM RIGHT HERE. AND I’M LISTENING
"This coming Saturday will be an exciting time for...
That was my fortune I got in my fortune cookie last Sunday. So I was super excited to look forward to what was going to happen! First, I showed it to Joey and he was like “We aren’t doing anything” in his Joeyish tone. Then I let it go and figured I would just to homework or rent a movie that night. But I started asking around and I found out my friend (that I usually hangout...
Actually, when I look back the times we had together, I realized they were the best. Actually, I wouldnt trade them with anyone in the world. Actually, you changed my life. Actually, I see now that you changed. Actually, you changed a lot. Actually, I keep telling myself to move on. Actually, I cant
I am a jealous person.
Me: *checking twitter* *see old friend having a best friend convo with other person*
Thought: *WHAT HAPPENED TO US?*
Actual Action: *just sit in jealous remorse*
I’m to sexy for shirt, it hurts.– Song